These days, I don’t like to post jokes in the blog, but this one is too good to resist. This is an old forward, but memory was refreshed as someone sent it to me today. I can’t get enough of Dubai and Qatar systems – superb is not the word. Worth reading anyday.

DUBAI SYSTEM
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise in all magazines and Cable TV. You create a Cow City or Milk Town. You sell off their milk before the cows are milked, to both legitimate and shady investors, who hope to resell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two months time. You bring Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods to milk the cows to attract attention.

QATAR SYSTEM
You have two cows. They’ve been sitting there for decades and no one realizes that cows can produce milk. You see what Dubai is doing; you go crazy and start milking the heck out of the cows, in the shortest time possible. Then you realize no one wanted the milk in the first place.

SAUDI SYSTEM
Since milking the cow involves nipples, the government decides to ban all cows in public. The only method to milk a cow is to have the cow at one side of the curtain and the guy milking the cow on the other side; or to hire women and train them to milk the cows … the debate is still going on.

BAHRAIN SYSTEM
You have two cows. Some high government official steals one, milks it, sells the milk and pockets the profit. The government tells you there is just one cow and not enough milk for the people. The people riot and scream death to the govt and carry Iranian flags. The parliament, after thinking for 11 months, decides to employ ten Bahrainis to milk the remaining cow at the same time to cut back on unemployment.

OMAN SYSTEM
You have two cows. The cows are kept in hiding in Salalah for few years and one fine day taken to Barr Al Jissah resort for official inauguration which will be attended by a host of diginitaries. The event becomes the talk of the town, and cows get celebrity status in 24 hours. Due to lack of space in Muscat, the cows are shifted to a new, traditional facility in Sur, and after a few months milk supply ends. Rumorus are afloat that cows have infact died. Even after 10 years whereabouts of the cows are not known.