Overrated Bollywood Actors

Who are the most overrated heroes and heroines of Bollywood? Well, here is my list.

John Abraham: Just survives on a delectable combo of good looks and brawns. He manages to dodge normal scenes with a little bit of acting here and there, but looks out of place in emotional scenes. John gives his best in the company of babes and bikes.

Salman Khan: He is the bad boy of Bollywood, and never short of antics –– on and off the screen. His best film till date is still Maine Pyar Kiya. Continues to be a ‘superstar’ with some good networking skills in the Bollywood. He has managed to feed media with stories ranging from Aishwarya to Blackbucks to Underworld. Salman is a Mike Tyson in the making.

Fardeen Khan: Being the son of a rich and famous father, he knows how to pull the right strings. Been around for some years now, and failed miserably in most of his films. Except for a bit of dancing, he isn’t good at anything. Occasionally gets into controversies.

Emran Hashmi: A kisser par excellence, he is Mahesh Bhatt’s protégé. From drama to mystery, he’s done it all. With Himesh Reshammiya’s music blazing in the background, Emran lurks around the streets of London and Seoul without much success. He only achievement till date is romancing a lot of new generation babes from India and Pakistan.

Bobby Deol: Been around for some years now, and still not confident enough. Looks ok in action scenes but he is found wanting in emotional and comedy scenes. His inclusion in the film is a big mystery in most of his murder mysteries. Thankfully, Bobby is not ‘circulation’ these days.

Aishwarya Rai: She is all over Bollywood and Hollywood, but is yet to make a mark as an actor. Compared to her earlier Jeans, she’s come a long way now. Without doing anything, she has the knack to be in news. Only time Ash looked convincing was in the Kaj ra re dance number from Bunty Aur Babli. Her survival kit comprises of stunning looks and sheer luck.

Kareena Kapoor: Unlike her elder sister, Kareena struggles when it comes to acting. Using her Kapoor connections, she has managed to get roles in some of the famous banners of the industry. But, sadly her success flight is yet to take off. Makes more news with her association with Shahid Kapoor than with her movies.

Bipasha Basu: This dusky Bengali beauty sizzles in item numbers, and then just fades away. Known as the sex symbol, she and John Abraham make a happening pair in Bollywood. One wonders why she is being offered meaty roles every now and then.

Amisha Patel: Her career never rocked unlike her debut blockbuster opposite Hrithik Roshan. She’s been around for sometime without much box office success.

Mallika Sherawat: The ‘bold’ girl has come a long way after series of super duper flops. Her PR was so good that she made it to Cannes and action hero Jackie Chan cast her in one of his movies. High time she realised that acting isn’t all about skin showing.

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‘Badshah’ of Blockbusters

Karan Johar rocks. I like his style of filmmaking. His ingredients to success –– simple storyline, brilliant acting and great music. From Kuch Kuch Hota Hai to Kal Ho Naa Ho, he’s done it time and again. Although Karan has graduated from the Yash Chopra stables, his movies are not know for stunning locales. He believes in a few actors and manages to get the best out of them, every time. His much-awaited movie, Kabhie Alvida Na Kehna, is all slated for release soon.

Check this forward which landed in my mailbox sometime back:

MOVIE TIME: 180 minutes

CHARACTERS: BOY1, BOY2,
GIRL1, GIRL2, PARENTS

BOY 1 loves GIRL 1
BOY 2 loves GIRL 2

PARENTS MAKE THE DECISION

BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 2
BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 1
BOY 1? GIRL 2? UNHAPPY
BOY 2? GIRL 1? UNHAPPY
BOY 1 still loves GIRL 1
BOY 2 still loves GIRL 2

PARENTS COME TO KNOW AGAIN. DECISION MADE

BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 1

BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 2

HAPPY ENDING!!!

NAME OF THE MOVIE: KABHIE ALVIDA NA KEHNA

BOY 1: SHAH RUKH KHAN
BOY 2: ABHISHEK BACHCHAN
GIRL 1: PRIETY ZINTA
GIRL 2: RANI MUKHERJEE

Rs. 150 saved!

Himesh’s On A Roll

Himesh Reshammiya is all over music channels these days. His tunes are jaded, facial expressions monotonous, but if there is one thing that is changing from song to song is the colour of his caps. Of late, he appears twice within a span of 15 minutes on Channel [V]. What makes his songs tick? Is it a delectable combination of high pitched nasal-voice, sadness, melodrama, faint looks, tears dripping from his eyes? I am not sure, and the producers aren’t sure either, I suspect.

Most of his songs/albums sound repetitive. Himesh trusts none and thrusts his own voice into most his compositions. When a reporter recently questioned him about his ‘nasal songs’, he burst out saying, “Even Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan had a nasal voice and was very successful. Nobody pointed fingers at his singing talents then. Why target me?”

Himesh’s antics were much on show for everyone during the last edition of the Sa Re Ga Ma Pa contest in which he made Vinit a ‘topiwala’, and managed to make a clown out of him until Debojit walked away with the honours towards the end.

Last heard, Himesh is going to compose music for a Tamil movie! Hoooooooonnn…