New feel

This blog’s traffic has doubled over the last few months (touch wood!), and I thought it would be appropriate to spice up the look and feel a bit. So this is an attempt to make the blog presentable with easy-on-the-eye colours and features. I know ‘content is king’, but like Steve Jobs, I have a fancy for design. I was planning to move this blog to wordpress, but as of now I don’t have the time, nor patience to undertake this cumbersome job. Do send in your feedback on the new feel of this blog.

Pretty faces, dumb replies

Karla Henry of Philippines won the Miss Earth 2008 beauty pageant in Manila yesterday. I am huge fan of beauty pageants, more so for the hair-raising Q&A sessions. Sample this:

In the final question and answer round, the final four were asked on what they would tell US president-elect Barack Obama about the state of the global environment if ever they were to meet.

Henry responded by saying she would encourage Obama to implement environmental knowledge in the curriculum of schools not just in the US, but also in the Philippines.

“Environmental knowledge is something that all of us must share, but most importantly we must teach the youth that this is something that we should instil in them so that in the near future they will be the ones to take care of our mother Earth,” she said.

Seriously, at this point of time, Obama needs advice on tacking US financial crisis. What if the final four were asked on what they would tell US president-elect Barack Obama about the state of the US financial environment if ever they were to meet?

Henry’s reply would be:

“Financial knowledge is something that all of us must share, but most importantly we must teach the youth that this is something that we should instil in them so that in the near future they will be the ones to take care of our financial mother Earth.”

Ouch!

(Photo: Reuters)

6 things about me

I was inspired to jot down six things about me while reading Bobby’s post. Here it goes.

1. I have a penchant for doing things differently in life. Early in my career, I took a few risks to become an entrepreneur, but it didn’t work well for oblivious reasons.

2. I like to cook, and during my college days, I used to rustle up chicken curry/fry which was well appreciated by my friends. Now, I don’t have the patience to cook except for an occasional fish preparation which is liked by my wife.

3. My morning walk is a 45-minute session covering almost 4.5 kms daily. I am doing this for the last two years, and if I miss out, I feel miserable.

4. I care for my time and other’s time too. I always end up arriving 10 minutes early for any meeting, and expect people to respect my time as well. I like to go to bed early and get up early as well.

5. I love the game of field hockey, and have an ambition to start a hockey academy in my hometown a few years down the line.

6. I am quite straight forward, and keep up my word. Typically I am a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ kind of a person, and very rarely ‘maybe’. Generally people read my behaviour as arrogance.

Guys, now it is your turn for the list…

Professionalism across seas

Last month, a consultant from US of A, representing a Fortune 500 company, mailed asking me if I could help him get some market info for a product launch that would happen in Oman soon. And both of us agreed for a telephonic interview for 30 minutes, and a consultancy fee for the same. He said I will get a call at such-and-such a time from such-and-such person. Bingo, the person called me at the said time, and ended the call in 30 minutes dot. In 10 days, as promised, I got cheque from them. It is all over now. I loved the professionalism displayed by that company.

In Oman, it a mixed bag. Some guys I have worked with are thorough professionals and some are super dumb. It baffles me how certain ‘monkeys’ are made general managers here. No depth, no stuff. Earlier this year, I wrote a speech for a general manager for his company’s annual staff get-together. His dictum was simple: I am travelling, I need a speech and these are the highlights. I managed one in two days (that was the deadline). “Excellent,” he said after going through the speech copy. “No corrections, this will do,” he said. “How did it go?” I asked him a few days later. “My staff loved it,” he said. He was happy, I was relieved.

Blogging lessons

Life has come a full circle. Last weekend, a senior executive of a well known business group in Oman approached me to know more about the intricacies of corporate blogging. Actually, the group is keen to take their online initiatives to the next level by way of a blog. We exchanged thoughts for nearly an hour, and it was education both ways. In the days to come, I hope more corporates will join the blogging bandwagon in Oman. More the merrier.

Journalism in Middle East

Here is a gem. Saudi Arabia versus United Arab Emirates.
Arab News, the top English daily in Saudi Arabia, says:
RIYADH: An Emirati man attacked a Saudi woman on board an Emirates flight from Frankfurt to Dubai.
The incident took place because of seating problems. The Saudi woman and her husband asked the Emirati family to move, which the Emiratis refused to do. The Emirati man then attacked the Saudi woman causing injuries which resulted in her losing consciousness. (more)
UAE’s leading daily, Gulf News, reports:
DUBAI: Passengers should be beware that fighting for a seat mid-flight can leave you stranded – far from your destination.

A violent incident erupted between an Emirati family and a newly-wed Saudi couple, who didn’t like the seating arrangement. The paper reported that the Emirates flight was from Frankfurt to Dubai, but had to make an unscheduled landing in Istanbul, where the newly-weds disembarked. They were returning to Saudi Arabia from their honeymoon in Germany, and were planning to stop-off in Dubai.
Expressing satisfaction over Gulf News’ ‘mature handling’ of the news, the chief executive of Emirates airlines has promised 25 full page advertisements for the month of September.
Ok, ok, I made up the last paragraph. Actually both the reports quote Saudi daily Al-Eqtisadiah for the story, but Gulf News played it safe by toning down anti-UAE facts.

Need more proof on the quality of journalism in the region?

Get out, our culture is being corroded

The controversial plan to limit how long expatriates can live in the Gulf has raised its head again, with news that labour ministers have submitted a proposal to the GCC Council of Ministers to bring the cap into force.

Labour ministers sparked outcry among expatriates last year when the plan to limit unskilled and semi-skilled workers to six years in any one Gulf state was first announced.

The final decision on the cap was supposed to be made by Gulf leaders at last year’s GCC summit in Doha, but was deferred until this year’s summit in Muscat. Some media reports claimed the decision was postponed due to pressure from businesses, which had been vocal in their opposition to the cap. (more)

Oops, I don’t fall under any of these…

Sources citied by the newspaper said doctors, lawyers and consultants are some of the professions that might be exempt.

Why this rule?

Advocates of the cap say it is necessary to stop the erosion of local culture and to stem soaring unemployment among nationals, while opponents accuse ministers of being shortsighted and misguided, claiming the move could have dire consequences for the region’s economies.

How could low-end expatriates be blamed for erosion of local culture? Can anybody on this earth explain how a construction worker be held responsible for this? The poor chap is almost dead working the whole day under tiring conditions, and harming local culture will be the last thing on his mind.

Where is local culture when five-star hotels are allowed to serve liquor during the holy month of Ramadan so as to make tourists feel at home? Where is local culture when dance bars are allowed to operate in residential areas?

If somebody has to be blamed for erosion of local culture, then it has to be the affluent expats (Page 3 types) who are doing all the damage in places like Dubai, Bahrain and Doha. Thankfully, Oman is free from this syndrome for now. And, yeah, locals and expats (mostly NRIs) have co-existed peacefully in Oman for centuries.

I’m male

Do you want to know which gender you belong to? Click here to check whether you are male or female.

Verdict for me:

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 46%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 54%

Oops, I missed being female by a whisker. Actually, the website uses browsing history to determine the gender. If you get damaging results, don’t fret, just clear the cache…and try again.

Ah, feeling better?