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Ad wars reach Indian skies

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Jet Airways unveiled new corporate identity a couple of weeks back with the ‘We’ve changed’ campaign.
Kingfisher Airlines reciprocated the creative with “We made them change” tagline.

Go Air didn’t keep quiet either. They had the final say with “We’ve not changed. We are still the smartest way to fly” campaign.
How neat. For starters, Jet Airways has a market share of 31%, while Kingfisher Airlines and Go Air have 10% and 5% respectively.

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Weekend Humour

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This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call !!!!.

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